There was a fan stampede of people trying to watch Nigeria whoop up on North Korea. This "stampede," as they call it, had all the makings of a really over the top Taco Bell commercial, where the run for the border and the 89 cent meal is so infectious that people get hurt in the process. According to reports no one was killed. Hopefully, this does not mar the great action to come. We'll keep an eye out.
North Korea declined to comment, but Kim Jong Il could be heard in the background saying "Those Razy Nigerians, Ret us Rerease the Bombs!!!"
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Editor's Note: No one is really sure who hired this guy. Be assured that his employment status is under review.]
1 comments: on "Mania at a non-World Cup Friendly"
How many nations does this post insult? At least 4, I reckon. Well played, sir.
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